Working-Class Irish Pub Shirt (No. J1039), For men and women. Made of soft cotton sheeting, well-suited for both the intoxication of talk and the difficult art of listening. Not bad for just hanging out, either. Or, when necessary, for looking interesting.

Simple collar band. Seven-button placket. Stud at neck. No-nonsense. Rounded shirttails. Two-button cuff. No pocket. (You have to carry everything you have in your head.) Imported.

Colors: Black, Kelly Green, Navy. All nicely faded; they appear to have had some experience of life.